just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
They took my balls.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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