Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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