you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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