I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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