Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
send nudes
from the living room?
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