my sisters under your porch take her home
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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