To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
