i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
