You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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