we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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