We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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