I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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