I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
