just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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