That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
tell me about the fingering
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