Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Panties = found
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The air taste purple.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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