The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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