weddingsv make me drug and hornr
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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