OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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