I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I want a musical about memes.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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