i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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