did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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