I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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