It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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