dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
as a side note pls kill me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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