you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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