You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I need water and some morals
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