needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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