This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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