Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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