his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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