My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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