Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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