I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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