my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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