i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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