69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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