That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
