Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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