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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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