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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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