How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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