i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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