office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
COCAINE IS GR8
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