hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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