Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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