i think my tv is drunk
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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