I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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