Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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