Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
