Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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