Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
im on a boat
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