Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
