Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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